Software industry inspires cartoonists & vice versa
Nikhil recently posted a Dilbert comic strip on 'featuritis'. He wished the comic strips were available with full text search, something I would love as well. It would be cool if search engines had a feature to return cartoon strip images matching keywords in them.
It is interesting how the software industry has inspired cartoonists and vice versa. Here is a list of Dilbertisms related to computers & Internet -
- Keyboard Plaque - The disgusting build-up of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards.
- Mouse Potato - A couch potato with broadband.
- Three-fingered Salute - The Ctrl+Alt+Delete combination required to reboot old versions of DOS, bring Windows 95 back to the real world, and log on in Windows NT/2000/XP.
- Chips and Salsa - Chips = hardware, Salsa = software, as in 'Well, first we gotta figure out if the problem's in your chips or your salsa'.
- Screenager - An online teen (18-24) that grew up in front of a TV or computer screen.
- PEBKAC - Fault code used by helplines and call centres. Stands for 'Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair' - ie, a meatware issue.
- Percussive Maintenance - Beating an electronic device with a stick in an attempt to get it to work again.
- Uninstalled - Euphemism for being sacked. Heard on the voice-mail of a vice president at a downsizing computer firm, eg: 'You have reached the number of an Uninstalled Vice President. Please dial our main number and ask the operator for assistance' (also quoted as 'de-installed') (Synonym = decruitment).
- 404 - Clueless. From the HTTP error code 404 (page not found).
- Alpha Geek - The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.
- BSOD - Known by Microsoft as a 'stop error' and by everybody else in the world as the 'Blue Screen Of Death', this is Windows' number one way of spoiling your day.
Also see:
Al Jaffee's MAD mag Fold-Ins in Flash
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