Cool Twitter Bios

Some folks fit cool, funny descriptions of themselves in the 160 characters that Twitter provides for a bio:

Tony Posnanski - I am fat, bald, and ugly. I’m also funny and talented. 

Hardik Rajgor - I stare at a screen for 8 hours, press keys on a keyboard & get paid money for it so I can buy a better screen next year. 

balld_mamba - On Twitter just for NBA highlights🍀 and stats tbh.. and memes 

edit: and frustrated tweets about the corrupt political system. 

Hiroshi Yasuda (保田浩志) - Scientist & Professor (科学者&教授). Tweet is a soliloquy based on my personal views (ツィートは個人の見解に基づく独り言です).

Owen Hughes - Freelance writer & editor covering tech, work and biz. Coffee enthusiast and dad joke connoisseur. Brilliant views my own. 

M D Madhusudan - Average naturalist. Hesitant ecologist. Confused conservationist. Weary of experts. Loves play-doh. And maps. Wants to write better code.

Srijan Mahajan - Learning how to adult while staying curious. Building things 

@pause_family. Drummer @parikrama. I try to write regularly, but mostly ramble occasionally.

Navin Kabra - PhD in Computer Science, founder at ReliScore (candidate assessments for software industry). Interested in exploring and explaining complex technologies.

Dheeraj Pandey - CEO @DevRev. Board Member @Adobe. Constant Student of Business/Tech. Beachcomber of People Experiences. Worshipper of Authenticity, Hunger & Design

From IMDb -

James May was born in 1963 but his development was tragically arrested at the age of 12. A confessed 'complete waster' until the age of 42, May then took the decision to apply his talent for the pointless in the direction of television. His oeuvre includes a record for the world's longest train set, building a real house from Lego, propelling children's action figures to beyond the speed of sound, a revival of the cult of duelling, the creation of a mechanical email system, and a wholesale rethink of the pet funeral business. He regards the fish-finger sandwich as the greatest single leap in human progress until the invention of the internet.

He lives in Hammersmith, but his neighbours wish he didn't.